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littlebitsoflust: Ugh. I still REALLY want a garter belt!

littlebitsoflust:

Ugh. I still REALLY want a garter belt!

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littlebitsoflust: msmulligan: Good morning baby

littlebitsoflust:

msmulligan:

Good morning baby

littlebitsoflust: Me. Currently.

littlebitsoflust:

Me. Currently.

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husbandsir: Princess has the ones on the right…. They are some...

husbandsir:

Princess has the ones on the right…. They are some of my favorites

Want!!!

littlebitsoflust: Wow… That moment when you don't realize how...

littlebitsoflust:

Wow…
That moment when you don't realize how bad you want something till you see it.
This would be a lovely way to spend the afternoon

"I hate how the phrase 'have some self respect' is used to shame women who are comfortable with their..."

"I hate how the phrase 'have some self respect' is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. 'Have some self respect'? I do respect myself, that's why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much."

- Unknown (via desperateconversations)

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"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It's about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she'll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn't masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don't put anything in her butthole you wouldn't want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it's kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn't mean she has, so don't you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don't worry about gettin' yours, you're a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she's gettin' hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You've got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

- Big Poppa E., "How To Make Love" (via mydemisee)

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So many things are bugging me right now I don't even know where to begin. I have this horrible...

So many things are bugging me right now I don't even know where to begin.

I have this horrible feeling everything is going to go back to the way it was a couple months ago between me and a certain someone. They've promised it won't but only time will tell. It's only been a week and there's been drastic changes already leading straight to where things were before. I can't really do anything about it besides sit back and watch.

Another person is really getting to me. I feel like they only view me as a sex object and nothing more. The thing that sucks even more is everyone thinks he's "oh so holy" until I burst their bubbles about him. Contacting someone to treat them as a sex object is not okay. It is not okay to try and guilt me into things and it's also not okay to not accept the answer no. When someone says no, that does not mean "try and convince me" and it does not mean "keep nagging and maybe I'll give in to shut you up." No, I do not want to receive pictures from you. No, I am not interested in you in any way and I don't even feel comfortable you contacting me anymore. No, I do not want to meet up with you in the middle of the night to do sexual things. Leave. Me. Alone. After explaining my situation to him, he tried to turn it all around on me like I'm the bad person. No, I am not the bad person and you are not going to have that type of control over me. I am not in a relationship but if you ask me one more time how my relationship is going despite the fact I'm single, I may just lay it on you saying it's going absolutely wonderful and he's a better man than you could ever dream of being because you know..he does this thing where he doesn't pressure me into things. He lets me decide what I want to do and guess what! We actually have conversations that don't involve anything sexual! He also lets me know that he wants to hang out with me and by hanging out I do not mean doing anything sexual necessarily. While you're at it, PLEASE bring up how big your cock is again because he has you beat..by a lot. You do not know what goes on between my friends and I and you do not know what goes on in my daily life. Please take your two cents and go somewhere with them because they are not welcomed here.